Managers will tell you that in the software business and some other office jobs, the quiet introvert is the one who does the best work and in the shortest time. So why is it that when interviewing for job openings, it's always the aggressive, self-confident extrovert who gets hired?

“Let a man return into his own self, and there in the center of his soul, let him wait upon God, as one who listens to another speaking from a high tower, as though he had God in his heart, as though in the whole of creation there was only God and his soul.” ~St. Peter of Alcantara

A woman robbed a Burger King and got away unidentified. But she called the place with her cell phone to ask if they had got her license plate number. They assured her that they didn't, but thanks to the call, they now had her cell phone number and traced her with it.

Better the second time: A guy in Florida, drunk and on Oxycontin, got arrested for casing a disturbance in his neighborhood. A few hours later, he was released from the jail but was quickly rearrested when he was found trying to break into cars in the jail parking lot.

A woman stole another woman's credit card at a gas station but was quickly arrested when she used it to buy lunch at the McDonald's just across the street.

And another cell phone OOPS! A guy burglarized a home, but wasn't hard to find since he accidentally left his cell phone in the house he burgled.