Christmas is just over two months from now and I haven't actually bought any gifts yet, although I have started to but some suggestions on my Amazon gift list.  That is somewhat unusual for me.  I often start my Christmas shopping by September.

Have you entered the Amazon wish list contest? I have.  I would like to win the dream kitchen. 


Advance, and never halt, for advancing is perfection. Advance and do not fear the thorns in the path, for they draw only corrupt blood.
~Khalil Gibran

A women wanted to dress as a sexy cop for Halloween.  Unfortunately, the idea got her arrested as she walked out of the store without paying for the sexy cop costume.

At least two cases recently, one a man, one a women, of criminals decided to strip to the buff when they are caught committing a crime.  This is due to some strange belief in the criminal community that you can't be arrested if your naked.  Not true, and they were arrested.

A young man got arrested for groping a nurse's breast at a hospital.  He was there to watch his girlfriend — who was not the nurse — give birth to his child.