I don't agree with the Catholic Church's celibacy requirement.  Nonetheless, is part of the vows taken by Catholic priests so a priest that is not celibate has violated his vows.  The case of Father Cutie does put the church between a rock and a hard place.  If they let him get away with it, they essentially will void the celibacy requirement and if they remove him they will anger his large Latino audience.

I generally avoid commenting on commercial products but I feel I have to this time.  A Langostino is not a lobster.  No matter who advertises it as lobster and what judges say it is ok to call it lobster doesn't change the fact that it is not a type of lobster.  It is an entirely different animal that just tastes a lot like lobster.

I saw a sewage truck on the highway a few days ago with a sign on the back that read:
"Caution!  Hauling leftover Political Debates."

Dumb Crimes and Criminals:

A guy went into a department store and stuffed hundreds of dollars worth of clothes in his pants and shirt.  When the store security saw it on the video tape later, they had no difficulty telling the police who to arrest.  The thief filled out a job application before leaving the store.

Another clothes crook stole costumes from a Louisiana  Opera.  When a conductor and three performers took chase and trapped him in a corner, he tried to sell the costumes back to them before the police arrived.