Weird sayings:

Round robin - So what other shapes do robin's come in?

Dumb Criminals:

A guy stole a U-Haul pickup.  Later he got out of it without putting on the breaks,and walked in front.  It ran over him and killed him.

A few days ago, a guy got arrested for driving with a suspended license.  He posted bail, but then the officer noticed the money was counterfeit.

The Summer Olympics:

The Beijing Tourism Bureau ordered hotels to re-translate English signs, hoping to avoid such notorious past gaffes as "Racist Park," which is now "Park of Ethnic Minorities," and a cafe's attempt to salute Western visitors with "Welcome, big nose friends."

The Popes Visit:

Some Catholics (and other Christians) wonder why the Pope has visited Jewish Synagogues.  Many still hold the Jewish people responsible for the death of Jesus.  The Pope knows better. Do you really think the Romans allowed a powerful priesthood to continue to operate after they took over?  Of course not.  One of the first things the Roman army did was kill the real priests and replace them with puppet priests who pledged allegiance to Caesar, not God.  It was those puppet priests who ordered Jesus killed.