I wonder what the Australian Aborigines think about cell phone users who will stand in line for three or four days

to get the cell phone flavor-of-the-year?

The Aborigines don't need cell phones.  When they want to send a message to someone far off, they just tell a tree.  They believe the roots of all trees link together in a huge communication network.  Are they right?  Probably not.  But they believe it so it works!  The person gets the message sent through the trees!